Monday, January 10, 2005

Jesus Fucking Christ ...

You might have heard something about the 40-year-old murder that's currently being tried again.

You might think it would be difficult to retry someone for a 40 year old crime, due to witnesses dying and all that shit. But those freedom lovers in Louisiana have it all figured out ... they've got a friendly local radio personality acting out the testimony of passed on witnesses.

This sounds extremely fair. First off, have witness that cannot be cross-examined. Secondly, have their parts played by honey-voiced minor celebrities.

Well, shit. If that's how we're going to play it, why not have the defendant's part be played by Denzel Washington?

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