Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Whatta douche ...

Thanks to a quick bribe to the cable guy, I've got basic cable for the first time in eight years. But I'm talking basic. No Court TV, MTV, Comedy Central. No, pretty much just TBS, Spike and a bunch of boring public access.

So I'm watching Wildest Police Videos while doing some writing. And man, is host John Bunnell a douche or what? I don't know about you, but I usually find video of a car going 150 mph thrilling enough without some over-tanned blowdried fellas blathering, "The man rams the guardrail. and thats when the police decide to do a little RAMMING of their own." Hoo-ha, buddy. Bunnell hasn't met a hard consonant he doesn't like: CoPS fighT CRooKs in KUH-ars when Johnnie comes to town.


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